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Date Everything! is a sandbox dating simulator that transforms the genre with a playful, absurd twist, set within the confines of your own home. After losing your customer service job to AI, a mysterious stranger gifts you “Dateviators,” magical glasses that anthropomorphize household objects into 100 fully voice-acted datable characters. From a flirtatious toaster named Keyes to a brooding vacuum called Hoove, or even abstract concepts like an Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread, each character has a unique design, story, and personality.

Gameplay revolves around navigating a 3D overworld, where player choices shape the environment and relationships. With over 1.2 million words and 70,000 voiced lines, interactions offer branching narratives, leading to at least three endings per character—lovers, friends, or enemies. The dialogue is packed with puns and humor, supported by a stellar voice cast, including Ashley Johnson, Troy Baker, and Johnny Young Bosch. Stat-based dialogue options, scheduling mechanics, and multi-character conversations add depth, ensuring no single run covers all characters.

The game's vibrant art style blends 2D animated cutscenes with a dynamic 3D world, complemented by over four hours of music. Player decisions impact the home’s layout, and scorned objects may retaliate, like a vengeful fridge refusing to cool. With 11,000+ hand-drawn images, Date Everything! offers endless replayability for fans of visual novels, comedy, and romance, delivering a quirky, heartfelt take on finding connection in the everyday.